First Child Celebration Gifts

'She's tricky.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"His first out-of-body experience."

A young Don King

baby sweetcorn...

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Resourceful toddler

Green Balloon

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Baby Playing Violin

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'A is for Arse.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

One!