Child's First Party Gifts

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

'I made great time from Kevin's party thanks to the police escort.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Face painting by numbers.

Green Balloon

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Children's Party

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The Bearskin Hat Family

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Help me!

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Join me for dinner?

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Do that again, but cuter."

"Ramming Speed!"

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.