Child's First Party Gifts

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

'I made great time from Kevin's party thanks to the police escort.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Face painting by numbers.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Green Balloon

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Children's Party

"Mom, can you come get me?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Join me for dinner?

Help me!

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Do that again, but cuter."

"Ramming Speed!"

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

The Amazing Mr Sausage

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Mobile phone damage to children.