Child's Birthday Gifts

Swinging on a star.

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Where do you keep the cards with the money in them?"

"They grow up so fast."

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

'Your Grounded!'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'

Teddy and friends.

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

fairy tales

"You've got a really mean streak, not telling him that everyone went home ages ago..."

Children at Play

Swing

Children's Entertainer

Jack in the Box

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Swing

Twelve

'There I am on my third birthday. Just as precocious as ever.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Piñata sweet dispenser.

How Piñatas Are Born

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

Great, a squirt tank

"Do that again, but cuter."

Switchback Playground.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"We've done a lot of important playing here today."

Come to my party

Cinéma Vérité

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.