Birthday Of A Young Child Gifts

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

Swinging on a star.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Yoga with Baby

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Teddy and friends.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Children's Entertainer

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

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Swing

'Your Grounded!'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Help me!

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'No creamed peas for me today!'