Birthday Of A Young Child Mugs

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

Swinging on a star.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Yoga with Baby

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Teddy and friends.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

'Your Grounded!'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Swing

Children's Entertainer

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'