Birthday For A Young Child Mugs

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

Swinging on a star.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Green Balloon

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Yoga with Baby

Teddy and friends.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'Your Grounded!'

Swing

Children's Entertainer

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Help me!

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Cinéma Vérité

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Technology is for babies!"

How Piñatas Are Born

Jack in the Box

"Do that again, but cuter."

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside