Children's Birthday Gifts

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

"I have to twinkle"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Athletic clothes...shoes: 'What do you have for sitting on a wall?'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

The tooth dump reaches maximum capacity.

The Pinata's Lament

"Now what can we do?"

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

The little capitalist hen

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Mom, I'm thirsty.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

USS Party Time.

'Are these eggs related to Humpty Dumpty?'

'I'm not playing house with Jennifer any more -- she always wins!'

'Hurry, activate your Huffing and Puffing Shields!'

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

A nice team.

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

Despite his undeniable talent, Glaargh the wailing demon prince from beyond the void was finding it tough to break into the children's entertainment industry.

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Football Fans

Wildlife

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'