Birthday For A Child Gifts

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

Swinging on a star.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Green Balloon

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Yoga with Baby

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Teddy and friends.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Cinéma Vérité

'Your Grounded!'

Swing

Children's Entertainer

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Help me!

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

How Piñatas Are Born

"Technology is for babies!"

Jack in the Box