Child's Day Gifts

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Football Fans

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Wildlife

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Face painting.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Swinging on a star.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Build a Raft

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

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'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.