Child's Day T-Shirts

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Wildlife

Football Fans

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Face painting.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Swinging on a star.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

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A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Build a Raft

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.