Kid's Birthday T-Shirts

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

Swinging on a star.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Green Balloon

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Yoga with Baby

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Teddy and friends.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Children's Entertainer

Cinéma Vérité

Swing

Help me!

'Your Grounded!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Jack in the Box

How Piñatas Are Born

"Do that again, but cuter."