Kid's Birthday Prints

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

Swinging on a star.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Green Balloon

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Yoga with Baby

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Teddy and friends.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'Your Grounded!'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Swing

Children's Entertainer

Help me!

Cinéma Vérité

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Technology is for babies!"

How Piñatas Are Born

Jack in the Box