Children's Birthdays T-Shirts

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Billy, pulling my pigtail isn't what I consider 'networking.'"

"I can't believe it, Cruz! You and I are finally adults, in charge of our own lives, free to do whatever we want! I mean, no one forces us to celebrate our children's birthdays at Peter Cheeser Pizza, right?"

'Mud Again?'

'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'

'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"He likes it."

Face painting.

"Feel free to take notes."

Swinging on a star.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

The No No No's

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"When did she start crawling?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Green Balloon

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Piano Recital

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Downloading Pregnancy

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.