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To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'The batteries must be dead.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Come on, is there anything you can do quickly?'

"Kids."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'I can change! I swear!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"You can't come out and play because you have to tidy your room? Man, it's time you cut the apron strings."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Tortoises Playing.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Skipping

'Sorry to disturb you - we're on a treasure hunt..'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Swings

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Kids watching TV - 'They watch television all the time now that junk food adverts have been banned'.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

See saw

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Higher!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

'Because it's there!'

Zorro as a child.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.