Children's Day Gifts

'The batteries must be dead.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Come on, is there anything you can do quickly?'

"Kids."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'I can change! I swear!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"You can't come out and play because you have to tidy your room? Man, it's time you cut the apron strings."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sorry to disturb you - we're on a treasure hunt..'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Skipping

See saw

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Kids watching TV - 'They watch television all the time now that junk food adverts have been banned'.

Swings

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'No boys - You can't have an indoor swimming pool!'

"You lose! Those can't cut anything."

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'Don't try to stop us Lady...We don't care about the dangers...we're going up that hill to fetch a pail of water!'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'