Child's Sports Day T-Shirts

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Football Fans

Wildlife

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

SALE

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Build a Raft

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Bike Rides

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Where the wild things were."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The best PE teacher in the World.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'