Child's Sports Day Mugs

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Wildlife

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Football Fans

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

SALE

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Build a Raft

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Where the wild things were."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Bike Rides

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

The best PE teacher in the World.