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"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

'It goes with your eyes.'

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'