Charm Masters Mugs

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Swing me with your words."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Another martini please.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'It goes with your eyes.'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room