Charm Guru Mugs

Flattery Getting Someone Somewhere

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Swing me with your words."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

JET (Part I)

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Oscars

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Another martini please.'

Morena Baccarin

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

Modern day mirror.

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.