Chant Master T-Shirts

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Guitar Man.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Ice Skater

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Screensaver says project compiling.

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Pastoral Choirs

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Couch potato.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Heavenly voices.

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Flowcharts.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'