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"I hear we went platinum."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

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Corporate Lawyers

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Christmas choir

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

'It certainly is a big one!'

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

Knight with a pen in an LLP.

'Hello,'Professionally Written Protest Chants'! What do you want?' 'Something short and catchy.' 'When do you want it?' 'NOW!'

'Did you ever wish you could meet the dope who bought an overpriced stock right at the top?'

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

"Felix is saved but the rosebushes are dust."

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