Chant Champions Gifts

"I hear we went platinum."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Corporate Lawyers

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Christmas choir

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'It certainly is a big one!'

"What setting do I use for this?"

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

Knight with a pen in an LLP.

'Did you ever wish you could meet the dope who bought an overpriced stock right at the top?'

'Hello,'Professionally Written Protest Chants'! What do you want?' 'Something short and catchy.' 'When do you want it?' 'NOW!'

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

"Felix is saved but the rosebushes are dust."

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