Chant Lover Gifts

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Economy - USA.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Zorro as a child.

Aggression/Security

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Tipping Pain Chart

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Scotsman in the bath...

"Herb's from Texas."

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Graph to find your IQ