Chant Leader Gifts

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Leadership suits you

Go! Means NOW!

"What was I thinking?!"

The Ascent of Woman

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'What I have to do first?!'

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

Tenacity trumps everything!