Christmas Cheer Leader Gifts

'Really, Mr. Claus, you can't work one night a year then expect to qualify for unemployment benefits.'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

Santa on 'I speak your weight' machine. Machine says 'Ho,ho,ho.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

Cat on guitar

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Great Moment in North Pole History

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen