Holiday Cheer Champ Gifts

'Merry Christmas' Grumpy fairy atop Christmas tree

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Reindeer

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Cat on guitar

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'Red for me, please.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.