Holiday Cheer Champion Gifts

'I don't think anything could ruin my holiday spirit this year.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Red for me, please.'

Cat on guitar

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Great Moment in North Pole History

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

If You See Something You Want, Whine!