Christmas Cheer Captains Gifts

"Did Santa change his suit?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Red for me, please.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Great Moment in North Pole History

Cat on guitar

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen