Cheer Captain Gifts

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

U.S.A.

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Jumping cheerleaders

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"You can do it!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Cat on guitar

Cheerleaders

Starfish doing the wave.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'It was very good.'

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

Airport Cheerleader

Thanks Team

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

Christmas Star

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

Drinkers.

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

Christmas Eva