Cheer Captain Gifts

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

U.S.A.

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Beers

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Best Before 5th Pint.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Jumping cheerleaders

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"You can do it!"

Cheerleaders

Cat on guitar

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'It was very good.'

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

Airport Cheerleader

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

Thanks Team

Christmas Star

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

Drinkers.

Christmas Eva

'Really, Mr. Claus, you can't work one night a year then expect to qualify for unemployment benefits.'

"Do you have plenty of trip insurance?"