Cheer Squad Captain Gifts

Thanks Team

"You can do it!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Football supporters.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Cheerleaders

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Cat on guitar

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

Airport Cheerleader

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."

A cheerleader doing a high kick

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

Team Spirit Day: "Excuse me... I get a little choked up when I talk about our team."

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

'Really, Mr. Claus, you can't work one night a year then expect to qualify for unemployment benefits.'

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

'My brother plays in that football team, I think he is one of the drawbacks.'

"Do you have plenty of trip insurance?"