Office Cheer Captain Gifts

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I go that extra mile!"

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Congratulations on your promotion.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"You can do it!"

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Cat on guitar

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Cheerleaders

Encouraging pats on the back.

Personal Cheerleader.

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

Welcome to our team.

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'