Baby Cheer Captain Gifts

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A Sweet Christmas Connection

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

Cheerleaders

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"You can do it!"

Cat on guitar

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'