New Baby Cheerleader Gifts

"When my husband is released from the recovery room, will you tell him that I've gone home?"

Go team!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Strive to win!

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Great Moment in North Pole History

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."