New Baby Cheerleader Gifts

"When my husband is released from the recovery room, will you tell him that I've gone home?"

Go team!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Strive to win!

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

If You See Something You Want, Whine!