Childbirth Cheerleader Gifts

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A Sweet Christmas Connection

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Great Moment in North Pole History

'Go forth and multiply!'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Okay, same as last year, right? I eat the cookies, you drink the milk, we blame Santa Claus...'

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'