Caregiver Cheerleader Gifts

Old people sign - Whatever

Go team!

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

Strive to win!

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Yeah, yeah, he's fine, resting, etc, etc, etc

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"