Congregation Cheerleader Gifts

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

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'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'60 is the new 40.'

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Labour Protests

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"School starts soon...."

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Golf cheerleaders.