Congregation Cheerleader T-Shirts

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

Starfish doing the wave.

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'60 is the new 40.'

Labour Protests

'Your wife came by and left a message'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

Interpretive Cheering

"School starts soon...."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"