Crowd Cheerleader T-Shirts

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

'Your wife came by and left a message'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Hockey cheerleaders.

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

Interpretive Cheering

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.