Loud Cheerleader T-Shirts

"The boos I can handle. It's the silence of the educated fans that rankles."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Jumping cheerleaders

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

Interpretive Cheering

Golf cheerleaders.

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

Team Spirit Day: "Excuse me... I get a little choked up when I talk about our team."

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"