Loud Cheerleader Gifts

"The boos I can handle. It's the silence of the educated fans that rankles."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Jumping cheerleaders

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Interpretive Cheering

Team Spirit Day: "Excuse me... I get a little choked up when I talk about our team."

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Golf cheerleaders.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"