Chatty Cheerleader T-Shirts

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'

"There, did you see? She did it again!"

Go team!

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Jumping cheerleaders

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Freezing

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Interpretive Cheering

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

'...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?!...'

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Golf cheerleaders.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"You have an outstanding balance."

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'