Union Cheerleader Gifts

Labour Protests

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

Miracle Mom #5,293

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Congratulations on your promotion.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Encouraging pats on the back.

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Welcome to our team.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Everyone likes to feel appreciated.

'Other dogs eat homework.'

Team Spirit Day: "Excuse me... I get a little choked up when I talk about our team."

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

The motherhood