Commitment Cheerleader Gifts

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

"May I point out that this proposal includes unlimited talk, text and data."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Jumping cheerleaders

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'Yes, it is important - wake him up!'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

A couple in love

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'