Caregiver Champ Gifts

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Social worker

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Changing the baby.

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Separation Anxiety

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."