Caregiving Champs Gifts

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'The child is very illogical'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Fitness Programme for babies

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Egg Buggy

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

'She's the primary caregiver!'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

Responsibility

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"How is it you only remember the good times?"