Caregiver Hero Gifts

"Gee, Mom, I'm sorry you're sick, but can't we get a sub?"

Of Course My Mom Still Needs Glasses

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Medical personnel give their hearts

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Tilly Slowboy

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."