Caregiver With A Twist Gifts

"Fall prevention!"

Mother taping childs mouth.

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Tilly Slowboy

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

Separation Anxiety

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."