Caregiver With A Twist Mugs

"Fall prevention!"

Mother taping childs mouth.

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Separation Anxiety

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Medication for the elderly

'I hope you haven't taken a turn for the nurse.'