Crafty Caregiver Mugs

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Twins

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Patient

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Paediatric medicine

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

Care for the elderly.

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."